About ldapguy

Why?

To be able to put up factual content the fastest way possible. Like the Light-weight Directory Access Protocol (LDAP) this is the Light-weight Markup Access Protocol (LMAP) around right now. ;-) Gemini's GemText is the lightest weight markup language and almost the lightest weight internet protocol.

So, it is perfect for quickly putting up content. Being lazy, I like that.

Who?

Co-founder of Symas Corp.[1], the premier provider of commercial technical support and consulting services for OpenLDAP[2], Itinerant tech tinkerer and, co-parent (puppy, kids, grandkids).

[1] Symas's Web site
[2] OpenLDAP Project's Web site

Stuff

Opinions on these pages are the authors. They MUST not be attributed to Symas Corp. or its COBOLworx[3] initiative. Even though LDAPGuy tries to avoid offending others, apologies are made for unintended offenses.

This page and "I" operate under "Crocker's Rules"[4] (see text below)

[3] COBOLworx Subsidiary of Symas Corp.
@stack's statement for his capsule
[4] Crocker's Rules from Dave Crocker's site

Crocker's Rules (text from his site)

Declaring yourself to be operating by "Crocker's Rules" means that other people are allowed to optimize their messages for information, not for being nice to you. Crocker's Rules means that you have accepted full responsibility for the operation of your own mind - if you're offended, it's your fault. Anyone is allowed to call you a moron and claim to be doing you a favor. (Which, in point of fact, they would be. One of the big problems with this culture is that everyone's afraid to tell you you're wrong, or they think they have to dance around it.) Two people using Crocker's Rules should be able to communicate all relevant information in the minimum amount of time, without paraphrasing or social formatting. Obviously, don't declare yourself to be operating by Crocker's Rules unless you have that kind of mental discipline.

Note that Crocker's Rules does not mean you can insult people; it means that other people don't have to worry about whether they are insulting you. Crocker's Rules are a discipline, not a privilege. Furthermore, taking advantage of Crocker's Rules does not imply reciprocity. How could it? Crocker's Rules are something you do for yourself, to maximize information received - not something you grit your teeth over and do as a favor.

"Crocker's Rules" are named after Lee Daniel Crocker.